| Bad acting. Tacky costumes. Princesses that either | | | | him). |
| wear too much makeup or sport hairdos inspired by | | | | There are several messages available. "Answer the |
| very large pastries. Who would've guessed that Star | | | | phone you must!" he admonishes, whenever you let |
| Wars would've had such a large cult following, moving | | | | the phone ring a little too long. (He's always been good |
| grown men to attend premiere nights dressed in full | | | | at telling people what to do. Why not assign this |
| costume, and fighting over who has the biggest light | | | | particular voice ring tone to your boss-who is, probably, |
| saber? | | | | equally short, green and hairy). |
| But apparently, the Force lies Strong, surviving the long | | | | Another popular version is "Press the button and fulfill |
| decades after the first trilogy, and the highly | | | | your destiny!". Which makes you feel a little more |
| disappointing prequels. What's the secret? Maybe not | | | | important, as if the future of the universe depends on |
| the actual movies, but the lovable characters. Villains | | | | you taking the call. Even if it's just your wife telling you |
| with a sensitive past. Unlikely heroes who possess | | | | to pass by the supermarket and buy a dozen eggs |
| powers greater than even they imagine. Robots who | | | | before going home-although we can guess what your |
| possess more personality than their plastic parts | | | | destiny would be if you forget to run her errands. |
| reveal. That's why every little kid who watches the | | | | Assign this ring tone to her, or any significant other |
| Star Wars movies walks out of the movie theatre | | | | who has the power to make you very happy, or very, |
| wanting to be a Jedi. | | | | very miserable. |
| And with the Stars Wars merchandise available, you | | | | Of course, Yoda's not the only Star Wars character |
| can be a Jedi. Except for the slight problem. You'd look | | | | who deserves his own voice ring tone. There's |
| pretty stupid brandishing a light saber at work, and the | | | | Chewbacca, whose roars and grunts can clearly be |
| costumes won't exactly meet the Office Dress Code. | | | | translated into "Get the darn phone, or I'll beat the heck |
| (Although you know what they say about how black | | | | out of you." Aaah, but we all know he's just a very big |
| matches everything...) So the only way to channel your | | | | teddy bear. Who also happens to wield a very big gun. |
| inner Jedi without being branded a total geek is through | | | | But a teddy bear nonetheless. A great ring tone to |
| the Star Wars Voice Ringtones-actual characters and | | | | assign to your mother. She'll be calling you frequently. |
| their famous lines, activated whenever somebody | | | | And then there's R2D2, and his cheerful beeps and |
| makes a call or sends a text message. | | | | whistles, and See-Threepio (C3-PO)-Princess Leia's |
| One of the most popular voice ring tones is Yoda, | | | | loyal escorts, who acted as her digital secretaries long |
| whose strange grammatical structures and cryptic | | | | before people were even using computers at work. |
| messages have made him the Star Wars Equivalent | | | | Assign this voice ring tone to your overworked |
| of Buddha (albeit a short, green and hairy version of | | | | assistant. |