| Put Active RFID Satellite Tags in SpongeBobs | | | | Apparently the temptation to break one's ethical code |
| SpongeBob has been in the news a lot lately, he has | | | | is easy if you reduce the crime of theft or kidnapping |
| been a kidnapped Victim. Instead of wasting time with | | | | to a prank? Catching these thieves who steal the |
| an Amber Alert for SpongeBob, why not put an | | | | SpongeBob using the latest technology makes a lot of |
| Active RFID Satellite Tags in the SpongeBobs so we | | | | sense. |
| can track them to the culprits. | | | | SpongeBob has been found on top of Fraternity |
| This would surely be a major deterrent to the | | | | Houses, floating in the lake and even left for dead |
| kidnappers. | | | | along the roadside. |
| Such a plan would insure the safe return of Hostages | | | | With modern technology, we can save him, Active |
| such as SpongeBob and catch the people terrorizing | | | | RFID technology has come a long way and the price |
| him? | | | | per tag is coming down to make it a valuable tool to |
| SpongeBob needs protection and apparently we could | | | | re-capture SpongeBob until the next prankster |
| use some practice catching kidnappers and those who | | | | removes him again from his happy home. |
| terrorize our most valuable people? | | | | |